Last Friday, Liam and his buddy Noah are chilling at a local play group that meets up in the gymnasium of a now defunct school when he grabs this percussion instrument, holds it as pictured above and says to another mom (whom I don't know) "This is my beer, wanna a sip?". Oh God, Kill me now.
Really we don't drink that much. I don't actually drink hardly at all. And, we certainly don't offer "sips" to Liam......and then he "took a drink" and offered some to her child.
I expect a visit from CPS any day now.
PRICELESS! I once refused a box of candy cigarettes from my friend's mom because they weren't Camels. (I was all of 6.) (Also,why was she giving me candy cigarettes?)
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ReplyDeleteI swear, I have never given Liam beer. Occasionally I'll drink one at dinner or whatever, but I've never even played at offering one to him. Of course, last night I had to explain to him that he couldn't have the ice cubes from the single malt I was drinking...
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Those are all way too funny! Evelyn is really trying for coffee, but she hasn't succeeded besides sipping down my last drip without me looking, I have to be very careful of where I set it down!
ReplyDelete@ Jen: Look at you with standards...grin. I remebrer doing a project in elementary school on cigarette ads from magazines and Camel always had the coolest ones.
ReplyDelete@Allison: We'll have to get E some chocolate covered coffee beans for Christmas. Nothing like an Aunt to help your child bounce off the walls. LOL.
Last October we took a 3 day weekend at Great Wolf Lodge with the kids to celebrate our anniversary. At the buffet breakfast, I went to get the kids' food. When I returned I heard Mitchell telling the server "I'll have orange juice & 2 beers for my Mom & Dad." --Julia
ReplyDeleteThis is HILARIOUS. As babies, both my girls loved using empty beer bottles as teethers. As awful as it may have looked, and likely sounds, it worked really well. The drool went right into the bottle!
ReplyDelete@ Julia: Hysterical! Trying to get his parents liquored up enough to buy him one of everything in the gift shop.
ReplyDelete@ Kelli: Look at you being all "green". "No wipes used in the cleaning of this drool." :)
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