4 Signs That Your Toddler is Ready to Leave the Blueberry Farm

 1) He walks over to you a la Eliza Doolittle from My Fair Lady with an entirely overstuffed mouth full of blueberries and says "M...m..f....sf....ob...b...b....!" (Translation: My mouth is full of blueberries.)

2) He grabs a giant handful of blueberries, tosses them straight up into the air and declares, "It's raining blueberries!!!!"

3) He takes off his hat and sunglasses and dresses a bush as a "dude".

4) When you turn your back for just a second, he tosses one leg over the side of your 5 gallon bucket of berries and comes within an inch of stomping on them I Love Lucy style.

Just a few not-so-subtle signs that your toddler is ready to go.

How do you know when your toddler is ready to leave some place?