There is an unmistakable cadence to a dinner out with mothers of toddlers. If you are sitting at a table within ear shot, you may want to ask for your meal to go, because...well...it's going to go something a little like this...
1) Poop (consistency, frequency, odor, firmness, diarrhea, color, amount, what comes out just like it goes in)
2) Boobs (milk production or lack there of, sagginess or lack there of, sensitivity or lack there of, increase or decrease in size or lack there of)
3) Poop (consistency, frequency, odor, firmness, diarrhea, color, amount, what comes out just like it goes in)
4) Whining (that of their kids, their own whining about their husbands, staying at home or working outside of it or some combination of the two)
5) Poop (consistency, frequency, odor, firmness, diarrhea, color, amount, what comes out just like it goes in)
6) Moms (about other moms, about how you shouldn't judge other moms BUT did you hear what she said/see what she was wearing/notice how her kid was behaving...)
7) Poop (consistency, frequency, odor, firmness, diarrhea, color, amount, what comes out just like it goes in)
8) Sleep (What we all wouldn't do for some sleep?)
9) Poop (consistency, frequency, odor, firmness, diarrhea, color, amount, what comes out just like it goes in)
10) Braggity Brag Brag (and a little of how awesome our little one is and what their latest and greatest is and how everyone agrees that our little buddy/budette is the best ever)
Viva la Motherhood!
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